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automotivated: One-77 *3 (by Webb Cheung)

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:06:07 -0400

One-77 *3 (by Webb Cheung)

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:49:31 -0400

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:45:27 -0400

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.

Doctor: What was the problem?

Elderly man: Well, I tried with my right hand…nothing. So, I tried with my left hand…nothing. My wife tried with her right hand…nothing. Her left hand…nothing. Her mouth…nothing. Then my wife’s friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth….still nothing.

Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife’s friend too?!

Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn’t get the lid off of the specimen cup.

If any company wants to give me a car covered with their logo I will drive that shit everywhere.

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:37:02 -0400

If any company wants to give me a car covered with their logo I will drive that shit everywhere.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:34:38 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 23:51:44 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 23:23:06 -0400

georgetakei: Soon there will be kids who won’t know what their...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:14:12 -0400

georgetakei:

Soon there will be kids who won’t know what their “save” icon is. Scary.

Let's talk.

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:04:35 -0400

Let's talk.

e-zekiel: Adam Young is my favourite celebrity because I think...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:56:51 -0400

e-zekiel:

Adam Young is my favourite celebrity because I think he forgets he’s a celebrity.

bluebeanze: friendship is so weird??? Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:55:37 -0400

bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

gaboddr: 1997 v/s 2013

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:53:26 -0400

gaboddr:

1997 v/s 2013

screwsociety: you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs i don’t care how quickly you...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:46:19 -0400

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

traintosurvive: Need anyone say more?

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:45:35 -0400

traintosurvive:

Need anyone say more?

starksfell: when lyrics are so good u just

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:44:53 -0400

starksfell:

when lyrics are so good u just

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:44:20 -0400

fake-mermaid: thereasonablegatsby: fake-mermaid: how do i make myself stay awake all night i...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:44:09 -0400

fake-mermaid:

thereasonablegatsby:

fake-mermaid:

how do i make myself stay awake all night i wanna stay up really late bc im not going to school tomorrow

speed.

drugs???? the bible said adam and eve not adam and speed

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:43:10 -0400

lexcanroar: so obviously this is funny because it’s so...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:39:54 -0400

lexcanroar:

so obviously this is funny because it’s so ridiculous because this would basically never happen

and I can’t believe we live in a world where this scenario is so unlikely that it’s a joke

loki-cat: hurpthederp: thenarator: joshunf: this guy would...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:38:27 -0400

loki-cat:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch